Hannah Louise Swift

This is for those who were there to smile, for those who weren’t to ponder and for me to cringe. Here is my year in short snippets. See if you can work out what I got up too… I should thank Facebook Timeline for giving me this information, as some had been forgotten!

January
Car Crash
Random filming with Josh in a loft with Coronation Street Porn
Alexandra Burke

February
Ciaran had a special birthday
A gift from the Ducks
Monkey moved out
Went to see Mark Watson

March
Tinker joined Twitter
Bought a new car
Knee Xrays
A special engagement
Plymtwest

April
The Royal Wedding
Terri’s Birthday
EFR and Rescue Diver Course (attempt one)
Badly sprained ankle and chipped bone in my foot
Got hit by a reduced turkey leg
More random moors filming with Josh
Cakes from Gem

May
got dodgy knee confirmation
went to visit Krystle and others
Tinker turned 2
Watched alot of Dexter
My favourite bowl died

June
Zak came to visit
I turned blonde
#bigwedding
size 12 dress
got bitten, alot
Went out with the English teachers
Attempt 2 at Rescue Diver (bad ears)
one of mystery, cornish lands, 3 yr old squirrel killers, lobster pots, ferry’s, sheet plastic, spiders and nails…
Zak turned 2
Jacob turned 1
Handed my notice in

July
4th July BBQ at maggies
Sausages and Cider
Google+
Shit in a bin (not me)
Joined the mobile internet revolution
Packed
Sent Tinker and my belongings home early

August
A night in a pop up play tent
Surprise brownies
Had a birthday
Car died a few times
BBQ
Left work
Jason Manford
Peter Andre / worst hangover ever
Hotel room flannels
Court case

September
Business launch
Dentist
Northern sleepover
Facebook Timeline
whiteboard

October
Peter Kay
Powercut
Cheesecake
Matt Cardle
£3.99 meal
Big knives in Manchester with Josh

November
Business cards
Webinars
Sheffield Meet Up
Babies born (not mine)
WWE Sheffield
Mick Foley Stand Up Tour
Towel Origami
The Piracy

December
Christmas Cards
Grandma’s 80th
Snow
Decorations
Girly sleepovers
Wakefield Curries
Rumble Sales
Christmas
Generous friends and clients
Affiliate Getaway Launched
Christmas crap
The Rams

Here’s to an equally eventful 2012!