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Happy Birthday Del Monte!

admin — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 18:16:48 +0000

Happy Birthday Pap Pap!!! 21 Again!

Love you lot’s Daddy, wish I could be there on your special day – see you in 20 days

xxx

The Dreaded Swine Flu!

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:19:59 +0000

It’s OK, I survived! It may explain my lax blog posting of late though! I did indeed have the Swine Flu, very kindly given to me my my neighbour Terri who is training to be an English Teacher.

She had set me up on a blind date with a young whipper snapper called Matt (more on that should the time come later down the line!) and during the evening had confessed to having some form of cold… The evening was a roaring success and consequently she is now fondly known as ‘Cilla’. However the next day feeling rough as hell, she was prescribed Tamiflu and advised to stay off school and in bed.

I got up the Monday morning complaining of a sore throat, but thinking it was down to snoring, trotted off to work. By the time I hit work I knew something was wrong and explained to the boss man the situation. I was at the doctors that morning anyway and mentioned it to them… I was prescribed Tamiflu and told to stay off work! Bad times. At this point I was feeling ill, but not too bad…

I arrived home and within an hour or so was feeling horrific. The symptoms you can get are…
If you or a member of your family has a fever or high temperature (over 38°C/100.4°F) and two or more of the following symptoms, you may have swine flu:
unusual tiredness,
headache,
runny nose,
sore throat,
shortness of breath or cough,
loss of appetite,
aching muscles,
diarrhoea or vomiting.

Apart from the bottom one, I had them all. Along with shivering violently, sweating, runny eyes, chest pains, sickness (due to Tamiflu not the Swine) cant wake up, cant get to sleep. You name it, I had it…

It seemed to get worse then get better then get much much worse. Put that with the most painful cough ever that would literally knock the wind out of you and a total inability to do anything but snuggle under the duvet and you are not even close to what it feels like. I have been ill before, but never like this. I sobbed at one point as I just couldnt take the feeling of illness any longer. Even my mummy offered to come all the way from Derbyshire to look after me!

The first week was by far the worst, and once I had gotten through that, I began to see the light. I ended up being signed off for another week due to the chest pains and cough that had been keeping me awake! I have never been so glad to go to work. 4 wall syndrome had very definitely kicked in!

Massive thanks to everyone who sent well wishes, jokes, messages on facebook, twitter and email. Although I didnt pick most of them up until after the swine had gone, they really meant alot!

On a plus note, I did lose lots of weight in those 2 weeks! 3/4 of a stone! Get on you Janner!

Death Of A Proton

admin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:36:46 +0000

That’s right folks, my lovely lovely proton, that served me… not so well… for 2 years finally died. It was a sad day for not just me, not just Plymouth but the entire nation. That car had been loved by so many, driven by a selected few and desired by the masses!

Since getting the car for Christmas in 2008 the car had a fair amount done to it, new back box, MOT, new windscreen, MOT, new tyres – oh and a complete new engine almost when the head gasket blew on the M1 heading to my parents 50th birthday party! So all in all, a fair amount had been done to it.

When heading back from Red’s party (no age mentioned) my car decided to die, once and for all. I could feel something wasn’t right and so I pulled over, and waited patiently for the recovery driver. Of course there were tears, I was on the M25, it was pissing down with rain and I was trying to get to Julie’s for sunday dinner. GUTTED.

I was handed a sexy outfit by the highways patrol people, see below, then I waited for the truck – Tony and his truck turned up and we set off into the journey back to plymouth we stopped off at exeter services and he got me a nice brew! he was a really nice bloke who could see i wasnt just pissed off, i was kinda upset too.

Finally we got home.

22nd Novemeber 2009 – The Proton Got Sick

24th Novemeber 2009 – The Proton Was Pronounced Dead

28th Novemeber 2009 – Certificate Of Destruction Received.

RIP Proton, you served me well old friend.

The sexy outfit given to me by the highways agency motorway people.

Bye Bye Proton!

John saying a final farewell

The dint

T

My beloved proton

The Perfect Present

admin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:24:58 +0000

It started out as this mysterious facebook status…

It ended up like this…

The most amazing and unexpected thing happened today, the phone rang in the office to say there was a large parcel in reception and someone needed to pick it up, so as John had answered the phone, off he toddled to get the parcel. Thinking nothing of it I carried on with my day. A few minutes later and John arrives back in the office with a huge box. He headed over to my desk (there is a cupboardy thing next to it) and instead of putting it where i expected him too, he put it on my desk. Originally I just thought he was being funny, until I saw my name on it… I hadnt ordered anything, i wasnt expecting anything… confused!!!
I saw on the outside of the box who it was from and my initial thoughts were – is it really macdonalds? (private joke, whereby I had joked about being sent one in the post) I think my next words were “is it a man?”
It was like all my Christmasses had come at once, and usually i HATE suprises!!!

Whatever was inside was beautifully wrapped with pretty silver stars and sparkly paper and a note from Frank and Gem (the senders of the amazing gift) So, as i pulled gift after gift after gift out of the box, I said, this can’t all be for me can it? Mark (the boss man) informed me that it was all for me!!! BLIMEY
So just what was in the box you ask…
A HUGE box of jelly beans! 50 flavours!

See all the pretties, I did try them all, and will run further experiments to determine the best flavour

A MASSIVE box of choccies!

I offered them around and look what happened!!!

A box of dotty cookies! Just like me, abit dotty! mmn cookies! perfect for dunking!

A bag of christmassy gingerbread men! nom nom nom, also good for dunking!

A MAHOOSIVE jar of jelly sweeties. I may have made quite a dent on these!

My new favourite mug! perfect for the liquids to dunk the biscuits in

A bottle of Cherry Sourz! The best non rum spirit, and excellent with coke!

A bottle of the finest spirit invented, from my spiritual home, Barbados

I know! Never ending gift! It was like Mary Poppins’ bag! I’m not entirely sure what I did to deserve such an amazing and generous present. I’m still really shocked by it all. You ever feel like the word thankyou just isnt enough? That is how I feel now. Frank and Gem are the kindest, nicest people in the industry who are sickeningly in love. They are soul mates who have a beautiful family and now I sound like a right loon! I’m really touched by the gift, especially since I found out you started it weeks ago! Sneakily finding out all my favourite things (Gem)!!!

So once again, thanks to Frank and Gem of underwear.co.uk

My Holiday!

admin — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:58:30 +0000

Here is a quick round up of my holiday…

Erm, can’t really remember to be honest… It’s gone so quickly, that’s always the way though! I think I spent most of it next door with Terri and Martyn, my most awesome neighbours and their doggy Oakley! Friday night was celebrating being on holiday so we had a few drinks. It had been Terri’s graduation that week so her family were down. I had a migraine so went home after a bottle of bubbly (shared) and then had a good sleep.

Saturday they had a small gathering, so once again i frequented their lovely home.

Sunday, erm… I think I was probably round there again… I usually am – It helps that they feed me and make a perfect cuppa.

I woke up on Sunday feeling like someone had twatted me in the eye (more on this later)

Monday I had a good clean round as I had invited Terri and Martyn to mine for food. It felt just like come dine with me! I made spanish chicken with some veg and roasties, then home made apple crumble and custard. I expect full marks and the grand! lol
By Monday my eye was really throbbing…

Tuesday – vegetation to the extreme! Then i sorted some bills etc etc, bought car tax (oh how fun) then had an argument with virgin who had been charging me twice a month for 6 months! (note to self – check bank statements more closely)
I got Terri to check my eye over a brew and it was confirmed as being swolen!

Weds – Had a lazy day – Went to see the doctor who said its a gland in my eye thats all pooped. It should go away in it’s own time… Also saw an optician! I took advantage of the free Tesco eye tests… I even treated myself to some value glasses – a BARGAIN at £40 all in, lenses the works… They start at £20 all in but I didnt want to seem tight fisted!
The optician confirmed the greasy producing gland in my tear duct that keeps my lashes healthy was being twatty and advised warm compresses…

So thats my holiday… I was supposed to dive on mon and weds, but due to my sorry state of an eye, i didnt…

I caught up on lots of TV, stayed away from my computer, and chilled a little, hard to chill with a painful eye!

So I am back to work in the morning… back to the grindstone.

Peace out, I’m off to sleep!

xxx

The World’s Longest Roadtrip In A Proton

admin — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 22:18:44 +0000

A few weeks, or is it months ago now I went to the Arcane Festival in Oxfordshire, which ended up as a major tour of some of the UK. I plotted the vague route on Google maps which says 512 miles and 9 hrs 26mins… Now, I may have had a few accidental detours which are not plotted, like turning the wrong way on the motorway from the festival… or reading a sign wrong and driving through london, but shhh… we wont mention that!
So leg 1 of the journey:-
Into town to change a dress, from town straight onto the festival. The rain was pouring down and being a Saturday the traffic was manic! In fact the traffic was sooo bad it took me 3 hours to get 100 miles. Luckily I had purchased food and sweets to keep my occupied, although after the 3 hours, it had pretty much all gone!

I eventually arrived at the festival a good 2 hours later than planned, and with just my luck, a dead sat nav, that decided to die just as I really needed it. (my cigarette lighter in my car doesn’t work, so no before you ask, I couldn’t just plug it in). The festival was awesome, I was even found with my ref’s whistle bopping away and tooting! Although the rain came, it didn’t put too much of a dampner on things!
Leg 2 of the journey:-
Arcane to Aylesbury. The next morning I got my car and headed off to Aylesbury to see my closest friend. I hadn’t seen her for a while, so decided as i was so close, i should suprise her! I turned the wrong way getting on the motorway, so had a small detour, and with no sat nav was paying real attention to the road signs. I got there in on bit and loved a good brew and a natter!
Leg 3 of the journey:-
Aylesbury to Hemel Hempstead. As I was once again so close to some dear friends, I decided to nip and see them, so 20 minutes in the proton and I arrived at their house, completely by suprise. Their faces were a real picture! Ha ha ha! A few soft drinks and another catch up later and i headed to maccy d’s for a spot of din din’s.
Leg 4 of the journey:-
Hemel to Isleworth. This is a journey i have made a number of times, yet for some reason my inner navigator took me on a real mental journey. Instead of getting on the M4 or M40 i took the wrong bloody raod and ended up tramping through West London in the traffic totally unaware of where I was. I finally ended up at the right place to meet yet another few friends for a coke and a few games of pool (i lost!) I finally decided to call it a night as I still had a tremendous journey ahead of me!
The final Leg home:-
Tiredness doesnt touch how pooped I was driving home, but luckily the roads were clear so with the radio on and my eyes sagging, a few hours later I made it home, and promtly passed out.

I had such a great and really needed weekend with my closest friends and although I was shattered for a good few days after it, I would deffo do it again.

And… best of all, the sexy proton held out for me! go proton!

I’m Back!

admin — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:08:15 +0000

Hello everyone, yes, you heard it right, I’m finally back blogging! I have had an incredibly busy few weeks that has left me with no time to update you all and what I have been up to. So i’ll be adding some posts to my blog, if i can remember what I have been doing, you dont have to read them, but they’ll be there, should you need to sleep and are struggling!

tra for now x

I’m Off To Arcane Festival – Oxfordshire!

admin — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:40:39 +0000

That’s right campers, I’m off to a festival! Hurrah! The Arcane Festival is held on Horsenden Meadow, Tetsworth, Oxfordshire!

I think everyone should come on down! it’s gonna be AWESOME!

By popular demand Arcane Festival is returning for it’s 3rd year! TICKETS AND MORE INFO HERE

We aim to make this year’s festival bigger and better whilst retaining the intimate atmosphere by limiting the number of tickets available. There will be live music stages, dance tents, food, drink, performance art, local stallholders and a green area promoting awareness of various issues. Plus kids’ art workshop using recycled materials. Following the enthusiasm surrounding Halfcut Art’s grafitti wall last year we will be introducing a ‘free for all’ grafitti wall which, as the name suggests, anyone will be able to add their artistic touch to! Halfcut Art will, of course, be continuing the original famous and ever-expanding grafitti wall this year!

Arcane Festival 2009 Lineup

Main Stage – the finest selection of local talent…
A Silent Film
Mephisto Grande
The Goggenheim
Joe Allen Band
Tristan & the Troubadours
Motion in Colour
Reload The Radio
Death of a Small Town
PLU
The Shakellers

Queen of Clubs Stage – QoC cabaret & dancing as seen monthly at the Isis Tavern!
http://www.myspace.com/portmayhem
Borderville
Anton Barbeau
Horns of Plenty (Oxford’s street band)
Scarlett in the Wilderness
The New Moon
Mondesir
Ivy’s Itch
Hugh Blaza
Maria Ilett
Plus: Comedy, Poetry & QoC open mic – sign up for the chance to win a paid slot at QoC @ The Isis!

Square One – Hard Dance, Hard House, Hardcore
http://www.sq-1.net
DJ SY
DJ Fear (ft. Kathy Blockley Live)
Sam Eeles
Matt Storm
DJ Cruze
JB Project (FINRG Set)
B-ill (107.9fm)
MCs: Gsus, Brookzy, Ballzee

Pure Alchemy – Dubstep, Breaks, House, D’n'B
http://www.myspace.com/purealchemyproject
CrossHeads
H0rus
SOV
DJ Kyte
Micky Ry
AN-DJ
B3

Lucid (Formerly Baraka Records)
http://www.myspace.com/purealchemyproject
Earthmonkey
ZZBing
Krusada
Nervous Interface
The Phonographist

PLUS!
Fully licensed bar, on site camping, Food from local traders, Greener Arena (with laughter yoga, facepainting, art from scrap & more), The Fantabulous Fete (Pimms, Cream Teas, Croquet, raffle & more), Local Artists & Live installations, the Halfcut Art Grafitti wall, Free for All Grafitti wall, Comedy, Jugglers, Spinners etc, Workshops & more.

I’m going to party after hearing the terrible football news yesterday.

I Likes Wine I Does!

admin — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:43:42 +0000

yummy yummy yummy!
bottles of wine in my tummy!
red wine or white
i don’t give a shite
if you get me drunk
I’ll think you’re a hunk
i like every type
so give it some hype

Thanks for the free wine redwine.co.uk and whitewine.co.uk

Hope you like my mini Poem, as you can tell it took me all of 30 seconds to write!

The reason for my crap poem is that a friend of mine who owns both http://www.redwine.co.uk/ and http://www.whitewine.co.uk/ sent myself and the bossman Mark some win to taste, although I haven’t seen it yet, I am told it looks like the below picture and is in the office somewhere… GIVE ME THE WINE MARK!!!

Thanks Fraser!

Single Again :(

admin — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:58:29 +0000

Yip, i’m back on the market! So no need for these anymore…

I am accepting offers for dates or blind dates. Feel free to comment here…