How To Fart Discreetly On Trains

farting trainsBit of a weird one I know, but after spending a total of 10 plus hours on trains this past weekend and being fed more bacon and mushroom and various other wind producing foods, obviously farts were due to occur.

As a ‘lady’ I probably shouldnt be discussing such matters on here, but farts are amusing!

So how to fart discreetly on trains;

1) Rustle a packet
2) cough
3) make a phone call
4) hope for a silent one

So there you go, this was for Tom Quinn of ipoints fame. Love ya Tom (aka Dad)

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