Monster Munch Broke Me!
Posted in General Ramblings on 01/13/2009 02:15 pm by adminSince when did pickled onion monster munch turn into crazed killing crisp machines? I had a packet for lunch and after not eating them for quite some time was obviously quite excited. Not anymore! I ate the whole pack without even realising the damage I was doing (I was hungry – no tea last night) I finished the pack to reveal a burned tongue and a very sweaty body. Not only do they kill off all your taste buds leaving your tongue red raw and ouchy, they also make you give off a sweaty onion smell! Nice! I felt like I had eaten a vindaloo or something!
Note to self, only eat again when drunk and the pain wont get you, or eat with milk…
January 13th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I eat these all the time and it’s fine!
You are just a freak, but a nice one
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January 13th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I used to love the picked onion ones! But my favourite was the tomato sauce ones or anything spicy.
I still don’t know how people can eat the scampi Nic Nacs!
January 13th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Yes. They do that.
Anyone who can stomach them without the sweats and the pain has lost all sense of taste years ago anyway.
Awful things.