Monster Munch Broke Me! | Hannah Louise Swift

Monster Munch Broke Me!

Since when did pickled onion monster munch turn into crazed killing crisp machines? I had a packet for lunch and after not eating them for quite some time was obviously quite excited. Not anymore! I ate the whole pack without even realising the damage I was doing (I was hungry – no tea last night) I finished the pack to reveal a burned tongue and a very sweaty body. Not only do they kill off all your taste buds leaving your tongue red raw and ouchy, they also make you give off a sweaty onion smell! Nice! I felt like I had eaten a vindaloo or something!

Note to self, only eat again when drunk and the pain wont get you, or eat with milk…